Friday Five: Silly Sentences

Use these five words (in any tense) in a sentence:

1. pulpit, puppy, wrench, word, mouse
2. weep, love, prayer, bassoon, chair
3. heart, shutter, wish, turtle, walk
4. howl, worry, window, story, trust
5. garden, hat, shepherd, laugh, sigh.

1. pulpit, puppy, wrench, word, mouse.

As the mouse walked her puppy around the pulpit, she slipped in the last lap, wrenched her knee, and uttered a church parking lot word!

2. weep, love, prayer, bassoon, chair

The weeping prayer of the bassoon and the chair was that the love in the room would be felt and understood.

3. heart, shutter, wish, turtle, walk

When I press the shutter, I wish to be Ansel Adams, but the every day miracle of a turtle walking toward the pond is not captured in my photograph, only in my heart.

4. howl, worry, window, story, trust

The best nights with friends ring with howling laughter, have no worries, and are full of trust and stories that open a window with both past and future views.

5. garden, hat, shepherd, laugh, sigh

Called to be a shepherd in God’s garden, I wear many hats and laugh and sigh daily.

Comments

Faith Hope and Cherrytea said…

#5 is soooo perfect ;)
thanks for playing!

July 12, 2013 at 9:54 PM

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